Good Evening , welcome to a taste of South Africa..

Alrighty then , My name is AfricanBoy , I'm 19 years old , blonde hair , blue eyes... Yadda yadda , who gives a shit... I'm on here to meet fun people as I have in the past few months.. i met some amazing people on here and I wish that we could all meet up and have one amazing party , maybe one day , when we are all rich and have time on our scheduals.. As you might have guessed , I am from Africa , South Africa to be precise.. South Africa has the most wonderful weather , booze , weed , and women.. If your ever in the neighbourhood ask for some Durban Poison , great shit , don't take my word for it , ask uncle Snoop Dogg..

I enjoy drink , and for all those dozy kunts who say that I'm an alcoholic , fuck off , find something more productive to do with your time.. Nothing better than a few Ice cold beers after a hard days work... Its different in Britain , its not as refreshing because of the climate but hey I'm not bitching , a beers a beer.. Nice..

I am joining the army soon, 05 March 2007 , Can't wait.. That will whip me into shape.. I'm expecting a tough time , only because I went on a few army " look at life " courses and yeah they were tough , I can handle it though , I'm ready.. I will be a Royal Engineer and as soon as I pass out ( military talk for offically passing your basic training ) I will be getting a tattoo on my right leg of the RE badge.. Nice..

Right now I'm working in a pub , decent place , friendly staff and the regulars always buy us drinks.. So at the end of a hard day/night work we always have a few drinks.. Hehe perfect.. Pay isn't bad but tax is one mother fucken BITCH!! Shit happens though..

Time for me to mention the great people I has gradually come in contact with on this site.. Maisie , she is a wonderful person , never met anyone like her in my life.. Funny , bitchy , gorgeous , talented and also has the bestest bum on this site.. I know I will see her face to face one day , can't wait for that day.. Although she has shitty taste in music and tv programmes she makes it up with her sexy looks and wonderful personallity.. Sexiest hairdresser alive in my eyes.. Keepin It Real , one of the first guys I spoke to , also the first black American I spoke to and I must say hes a good guy , hes got skills and is using them well.. Also good taste in music.. Ladies love this boy , haha , keep it up man... If I'm ever in the states we better get a few beers..  Charly , shes cool , going through a rough week right now but I know she will pull through and find love , cuz not everyone can become a psyciatrist.. Stuck with me when people hated me , for that I respect her so much.. Also we had a lovely shower together when we first met.. Haha , shes good.. Skippa , she was so amazing when we spoke , made me laugh , and the way she got her username is so hillarious , I really did laugh my ass off.. I miss you Skipp!! Danny , boet , hope we always have time to get drunk together and talk shit.. I will always have those past memories.. Haha had some good times man.. Also I introduced you to the site.. An African warrior like me.. Monk , aka Matty , you lucky bastard got your car at 17..  Great guy , hes like family.. Should be joining the army soon..

22 November 2006 15:59 - Just put down my deposit for a tattoo , going to cost me a whopping 120 quid.. Should be worth it though.. It's going to enlarge my excisting tattoo.. Two and a half hours of excruitiating pain.. Can't wait.. haha.So friday at 2pm I pull my sleeve up and grit my teeth.. I will take a photo in a few weeks once the scabs are all healed..

 

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of London, headed for Iraq. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines. The Soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Marine in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the Soldier, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the Marine picked up the Soldier's shoe and spit in it. When the Soldier returned with the coke, the Marine in the middle seat said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the Soldier obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Marine picked up the soldier's other shoe and spit in it. The Soldier returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the flight to Iraq. As the plane was landing, the Soldier slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" the Soldier asked. "This fighting between our services? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"